Saturday, July 6, 2019

To the "detective(s)" investigating me:

Here's an idea for you...why don't you just call me directly instead of calling my sister? I'd be more than happy to answer any and all questions for you and would actually love, love, love to meet with you in person. You can call me directly, you can email me if you wish. I can meet you in person, with or without my attorney(s), let's have a little chat. I think it would make your life much, much, much easier and be mutually beneficial. 

Additionally, this way, you don't have to keep intercepting my emails and trying to "decipher" what exactly it is I'm doing, because I can assure you, whatever you're thinking is wrong. Also, could you be more obvious about it and btw, you're using "Windows," I mean really? What's wrong with you? 

In fact, I'll be reaching out to you next week and giving you a ring directly. It's up to you if you want to call me back or would like to meet or talk about "what I'm up to." 

You can set the terms and conditions. When you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to hide, ya know? Now, there may be some things I won't be able to answer due to confidentiality or privileges or potentially sealed information or information that "might" get sealed, so I'll have to be a little careful and precise in answering your questions, but I promise, it would make your job much, much easier and maybe you won't be caught "flat-footed" and "off guard." Furthermore, I'm just further solidifying and bathing you in the "knowledge requirement" with this post. Just let that sink in for a while...

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