separate hearings today against the same Respondent.
They are a couple. He took out one, they are not married
DIRECT EXAMINATION OF CORY MELTZER BY THE COURT:
Q: Well, what's he claiming that you did?
A: Well, Your Honor, he's--in his head he thinks
that I'm doing something improper. My wife is a realtor,
and I sometimes, you know, I assist her in real estate,
Just because he-- you know, so I don't--I mean, I don't--
I don't want to be threatened with prison.
threats, not general stuff. Specific threats that he's
going to do harm to you or to your--is Ms. August your fiancé,
A: Yes. Yes.
COMING SOON: They needed a man on the inside. They had one in COATES.
ANALYSIS REGARDING THE ABOVE:
Here's the deal, folks. Who the hell is worried about prosecutors, investigations, and prison except for people that have a freaking reason to be worried about prosecutors coming after them, prison, and investigators!?
I mean, I'm certainly not worried about an investigation or prosecutors. In fact, I pretty much email prosecutors almost every day (trust me, they're probably sick of it). I've invited the FBI and the police over to my apartment (true story). I mean, I'm not exactly Martha Stuart over here so I couldn't exactly bake them a cake or anything. I could probably run to the store and pick up a 6-pack or something, but something tells me they couldn't have a drink on the job. So, I guess maybe a bottle of water might suffice?
They wouldn't even need a search warrant. I'll save you the trouble. If they want the keys to my apartment, my car keys, the encryption keys to my email, anything...it's all theirs. I have a permanent litigation hold on pretty much everything I do. Why? Because I'm not freaking worried and am not exactly losing sleep about an investigation!?? I'm trying my hardest to spur some action around here regarding the FBI's TOP CRIMINAL INVESTIGATIVE PRIORITY AND A FUNDAMENTAL NATIONAL SECURITY THREAT (PER THE FBI WEBSITE).
I mean, let's take a few public figures as an example. Let's take the Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi and let's also take the Chief Judge of the 15th Judicial Circuit, the Honorable Judge Krista Marx. Let me tell you, if you go around threatening to prosecute Judge Marx or Attorney General Bondi, well (and I'm speculating here) something tells me that they wouldn't exactly be worried about it or lose any sleep over it. Same with me. You're only worried about investigators and prosecutors if you have a reason to be worried. Or why don't you try threatening State Attorney Dave Aronberg with prison and prosecutors and watch him burst out laughing and order an investigation and some prosecutors to "pay you a visit" or something?
In fact, I'd also advise that if you're going to threaten either Attorney General Bondi or Chief Judge Marx or State Attorney Aronberg with prison, prosecutors, and investigations, um, well...you better really know what you're talking about or something, because I'm thinking that not only would they not be too worried about it whatsoever, but that YOU better start getting really worried about prosecutors, investigators, and prison and that it might be time to hop on the phone and start frantically dialing for a good defense attorney, because you're going to need it. You are only scared if you have a reason to be scared.
Go take a random person on the street that's simply walking by, maybe with their significant other, holding hands, enjoying the day, and ask them, "Excuse me, are you worried about prosecutors or investigators coming after you??" They'd probably look at you like you're crazy and say, "Um, why?" Exactly. Why? Why are you so worried about it and why are you so adamant that you don't want any investigations or prosecutors poking around? Are you scared about what the authorities might find? I think you are. Clearly. You're only worried if you have something to be worried about.
Oh yeah, one more thing...who the hell can't keep their story "straight" even so far as whether you're married or not? I mean, I'm single, but I've heard marriage is "hard work." Is it also so hard to simply just "remember your story" and what you're going on and whether you're simply married or not? Because, here's the thing about going to Court. They have these things called "transcripts" and stuff where your every word is recorded and transcribed and stuff like that. So, all of your little Freudian slips are memorialized forever and your FRAUD and CRIMINALITY starts to get exposed.
Just wait until I get into the FRAUDULENT, CORRUPT, COMPLICIT, COLLUDING "JUDGE" HOWARD K. COATES JR., 15TH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, WHO PRESIDED OVER THIS FUNDAMENTAL THREAT TO OUR NATIONAL SECURITY (PLEASE SEE: THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION, AKA THE "FBI").